Comments for May Daze – Clothesline Productions http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday A New Media Magazine Fri, 27 May 2011 21:36:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.4.15 Comment on COUNTER COUNTERPOINT: You Know What, Spring is Really Kind of Aiiiiiiight by Dominick Washington http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday/2011/05/26/counter-counterpoint-you-know-what-spring-is-really-kind-of-aiiiiiiight/#comment-4 Fri, 27 May 2011 21:36:23 +0000 http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday/?p=283#comment-4 My Rebuttal to Your Counter-Counterpoint

1. You know who liked daffodils? Hitler. He loved daffodils and I kind of make it a rule to NOT like things that Hitler liked. Except bratwurst. I’ll eat the fuck out of some bratwurst.

2. Making summer plans, seriously? That sounds like a bunch of administrative, logistical bullshit to me. I don’t think I need to say anything else, really.

3. Fucking is best in the fall because they both start with the letter ‘F’. That’s a scientific fact, that I believe it’s called Alliterative Seasonal Eroticism.

4. I don’t use Sudafed because I am a Christian Scientist. And thanks to a little thing called the Constitution of the United States of America you can’t make me take any drug I don’t want to take.

Game. Set. Match. Spring licks a homeless man’s taint.

]]> Comment on The Seasons by N Holder http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday/2011/05/15/the-seasons/#comment-3 Mon, 16 May 2011 17:54:07 +0000 http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday/?p=157#comment-3 No fair. Why does Theo get to escape bit I still live here?

]]> Comment on Spring Cleaning Your Computer by N Holder http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday/2011/05/15/spring-cleaning-for-your-computer/#comment-2 Mon, 16 May 2011 17:38:38 +0000 http://www.clotheslineproductions.com/mayday/?p=23#comment-2 DId you have to use so many WORDS!? I am confused.

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