COCKPUNCH POWER POLL

Nov 17, 2011 by     No Comments    Posted under: lit

Every Thursday afternoon our friends over at You Deserve a Cockpunch join us here at Clothesline Productions to count down the week’s most cockpunchable people on the planet. This week we answer the question: Can you cockpunch an agency of the federal government?

NASA
On Monday, a Russian rocket carrying three astronauts, including an American, lifted off from Russia’s Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan “on a mission to bring the crew of the International Space Station back to full strength.” This is the first time an American astronaut has been sent to space since NASA discontinued the shuttle program earlier this year. So, now there’s no discernible difference between America sending an astronaut to space and a kid from Sioux Falls trying to get to Minneapolis to see a Built to Spill show. That’s not good, right?

Mike Krzyzewski
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Taylor Baldry
Mr. Baldry is a self-professed “brainstormer” who sets up a table in a park in Minneapolis and, well, I’ll just copy-and-paste the description from his website, “invites guests to select a topic from the conversation menu (or suggest their own) as a means to engage human interaction with a stranger without the aid of social media and technology.” What-the-fuck-ever you sanctimonious turd. Face-to-face conversations are lame, particularly with strangers. I cannot wait for the iPhone app that renders all human interaction obsolete. What? Like you would rather talk to your family over Thanksgiving dinner than passively engage them through the comfort and security of Facebook? Riiiiiiiiight.

The person at CBS responsible for this…
From the entertainment industry news website, Deadline:

[CBS’s] new…comedy series ¡Rob! starring Rob Schneider will air in the Thursday 8:30 PM slot beginning January 12. Based on Schneider’s real-life experiences, ¡Rob! stars the actor as a lifelong bachelor who just married into a tight-knit Mexican-American family. (Thus the Spanish-style punctuation of the title).
That’s it, I’m hopping on a Russian rocket to space because, surely, the Apocalypse is upon us.

No Cockpunch Power Poll next week. The You Deserve a Coockpunch team will be enjoying Thanksgiving with their respective families…via Twitter, of course.

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